Sometimes I Hate Girls...

I know not all girls are like this, but when your Facebook and Twitter becomes clogged up with pictures like this:



...and this:


...and a thousand more like this:


...and maybe one like this:



...and perhaps one like this with the caption "I'm so weird!" or "I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing here! :')":




And there'll be like a block of 40 of these pictures (from one freakin' person) on my timeline on Facebook or Twitter, and I can't help but look at the thumbnails with a look of utter distaste.




Why are you posting all these goddamn pictures of you posing the same fudgecaking pose of your duck pout?!

I hate girls sometimes...

But ohhhh! To make matters worse, they use Instagram. And what do they all seem to use Instagram for? Taking lots of pictures of food, changing the contrast, and then posting them on all their social networking accounts with stupid hashtags like #food #snack and #yum.

Way to go! You’re such a professional photographer, it is your duty to capture all the simple things in life and post them everywhere. And there is nothing simpler than food, right?



"Breakfast butty! #bacon #toast #beans #hashbrown #food #instafood #morning #delicious #breakfast"

"Glorious food like Quiche for lunch, along with Bee Hoon and another noodle, alongside with chicken drumsticks and some vegetables :) #lunch #quiche #food #Jumpstart #SantaClara #Perth #youth #2013 #blessed #EaglesNest"

Demolished this in literally seconds. emojiemojiemoji #pancakesontherocks

"emojiemoji #food #pringle #yummy #delicious #tagsforlikes #likes #likes#instahub #instafood #instagood #instagram #iger #igers #igdaily #new#new #new #follow #followme"

"Mmmh #les#délices#de#mon#moulin#stockel#chill#hot#chocolate#friend#yummy#biscuit#food#soft#iphonesia#instacoolemojiemojiemojiemoji"
"Dont have to pick them out of the tangfastic bag anymore! :D #tangfastics #sour #cherries #haribo #bear #beats #speaker


"2 ice creameries and AYCE shabu shabu with ice cream at the end. Happy Faturday!"
Oh, girl! You are such a wonderful artist!
I'm being sarcastic!

And they post pictures of their tea! Their teaaa! Bitch, I know how to cook a Sunday roast! Everybody does! If you're so obsessed with food, become a chef. Give us pictures of dishes we might not know of, like chicken-ala-king or chorizo tagliatelle (I make a mean chorizo tagliatelle!), or something. And give us the goddamn recipe instead of just a stupidass photo with dumbass hashtags!


And then said girls wonder why they're not taken seriously.

It's because of your dumbass posts!

I apologise for this post, but it needed saying. Again. By a girl of the same age group as the idiots who do this stuff. Now, I'm gonna go to bed, and when I wake up in the morning, I expect there to be no pretentious Instagram pictures on my timelines, okay?

STOP.

God I hate people sometimes...

Keep smiling!


Claire

P.S. Please can I just make it clear that I know not ALL girls are like this - exhibit A: moi - but alas there are a lot who do. And I guess I feel that sites such as Instagram just...I dunno...ruin the wonderful world of art and photography. It's not a way for one to express themselves anymore; it's more: "How many likes can I get on this picture?"
I've been guilty of posting lots of pictures on Facebook of pictures that can appear very similar to one another as well - haven't we all at fourteen? - but now it's time for my generation to grow up a little. We're nineteen going on twenty. Act like it.
Sorry again for the rant.

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